Conversation With Bologna's Stupidest Man

The door: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggg"
Juliette: "mpsdgbk"
The door: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggg"
Juliette: "lefhnsfreih"
The door: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggg"
Juliette: "OK, OK, I'm up." (answering) "Yeah?"
The man: "Paolo J***?"
Juliette: "No, he's not here."
The man: "I need to talk to Paolo J***."
Juliette: "Well, he's not here."
The man: "I have a package for him."
Juliette: "Well, bring it up, I'll take it for him."
The man: "I need to give a package to Paolo J***."
Juliette (slightly annoyed): "Yeah, I kind of understood that after the thousandth time you said it, but he's still not here."
The man: "OK. Can you come down thake the package for him?"
Juliette: "No, I can't. Come up, and I'll take it."
The man: "Why don't you come down?"
Juliette: "Because I'm in pyjama!"
The man: "What? I can't hear you!"
Juliette (yelling, and frankly annoyed): "I'm in pyjama!"
The man: "OK... What floor?"
Juliette: "Second."
... One minute
... Two minutes (I push the open door button again, in case he's so slow he didn't get to the front door before it locked again)
... Three minutes
(it normally takes me 15 seconds to arrive from downstairs to my door).
The door: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg!"
Juliette: "jhezgkfkdfbgk" (opens for the third time)
The man finally arrives, looking completely exhausted, even though he took the elevator.
The man: "I have a package for Paolo J***."
Juliette: "No. Way. I would never have guessed."